DUIs, Busses and 8 Year-Olds

It’s Hard Dealing With Kids

Could drive a guy to drink.  On a bus.  With the kids.  Really, I’m sure all parents would agree.

I guess that’s not too bad.  I mean, I’d never do it but I don’t drink either, so that makes sense.  But, while the driver would usually kick you off (“Yeah, dude, get on the next one when you’re finished”), that’s not the case here because the drunk guy was driving.  Great.

The Wheeles on the Bus Go Crash, Crash, Crash

Boom.  Slammed into light pole. Naturally.

Was bound to happen sometime.  Might as well be on a field trip to, get this, a Summer Camp with the Jewish Community Center.

Might as Well Run

He fled.  Guess it makes sense when you’re drunk.  If he weren’t, he probably would have realized the half-dozen ways  they could find him.  Such as, say, who was driving that bus today?  Or the 6 kids sitting right behind him when he jumped out.  No, didn’t occur to him.

Insteand, he’s Just Knutts.

[Update: The story has been revised to say he was ill of meds and fled to puke in a bathroom.  Uhhu, whatever.]

Tags: Bus, Drunk, Jewish, Kids, School, School Bus