Straight Wrestlers Go Gay Porn
No, Wrestling Is Not Gay
Seriously. It’s not. I m
ean, there are fetishes, yeah. There always are, especially when we’re talking lycra (think spandex). But that doesn’t mean it’s gay in the least. And neither are these guys.
Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That (thanks Sinefeld)
Personally, I don’t care if you’re gay. Trust me. Doesn’t matter. I’m married anyway. Nor do I care if these guys strip naked and do it in Times Square. Doesn’t affect me. Course, I don’t live there. Regardless, they’re not.
No, the thing that’s Just Knutts is how someone must have figured it out. And reported it. That means some guy is cruising the porn site late at night, finds someone he knows, and reports it. That’s just not how porn is supposed to work. It’s private Dengit!
Go TEAM!
But some teams just plain play dirty. Can’t beat him on the mat? Beat him for helping someone beat off!
That’s right, the NCAA may have to suspend them. It’s not a Homophobic thing by the way. They came down on some cheerleaders for doing something similar. It’s some kind of rule I guess.
Regardless, some guy frustrated that they kicked his ass is sitting at home, bored and lonely and decides to experiment. Or whatever. Then he finds the guy who just plowed him into the floor standing straight with parts standing straighter (oh, right, solo shots only here).
Not sure if he finishes himself off before calling his coach but eventually they hit a scandle website and everything went Knutts.
(Those of you wanting to see the pictures will have to find them on your own. As a hint, here’s a site that links to a site that links to the pics. Talk about giving myself cover.)