Bikini Strangler Wants to Die
Who Can Blame Him?
I can’t, really. I’d want to die to. At the least, I’m good with him getting fried. Or needled. Or stabbed. Or thrown off a bridge. Whatever.
18 Years
He’s already spent 18 years in prison for a series of rapes. Who knows what (or who) he did while he was there? And now, 9 months after he gets out, poof. Let’s rob, rape, kidnap and finally strangle Tiffani with her own bikini.
Yeah, great guy. Should write a book.
Real Loss to Humanity?
Uh, no. Even if they don’t give him the death penalty, they’ll be passing him along to Alabama and Tennessee. He raped at least one woman in each state. Really, screw that.
If you’re not going to stick a needle in him you can always leave him alone with his shoelaces. Your conscience should be clear. After all, he’s Just Knutts.